Wife: How do you like the new chicken recipe?
Husband: It's great!
Wife: On the scale of 1 to 10?
Husband: It's a 9...I can't quite place it.
Wife: What do you mean?
Husband: I can't figure out what's in it.
Wife: So you take points off because you don't know what's in it?
Wife: That doesn't seem fair.
Husband: I'm standing firm, it's a 9.
Wife: You're doing the dishes.
Husband: It's still a 9.